I have no genuine concrete “plans” for Halloween, mostly for the reason that I really don’t like getting frightened and also have aged out of trick-or-dealing with. Also, there is a worldwide pandemic that helps prevent standard Halloween functions like dressing up as Carole Baskin or whichever and going to a bar. Having said that, this has not stopped me from alerting you all to the most functional, and also the greatest, Halloween costume that exists on this planet. It is this gown. The “Tater Thot” costume is the costume that will maintain on providing, for decades following this curséd plague Halloween passes.
To start with of all, no one particular is going anyplace seriously, so who gives a shit if you trade your Entireworld sweatsuit in for a tube gown that screams TATER THOT throughout the bosom? Wear this shit within your home. Don it as a tube major. Use it as a base layer for when you want to experience ~*captivating*~ but have no authentic reason to do so. Dress in it to embody the spirit of the accompanying copy, which doesn’t make a lick of perception at 1st, but then, inevitably, does:
Don’t be an afterthought, be a cunning tater thot. Acquire your tantalizing, teeny small measurement and promiscuity to the frying pan and enable it sizzle in this exceptional Tater Thot costume that includes a tube costume with an enlarged tater tot print, TATER THOT printed in white across the bust, a stretchy fabric with a refined sheen, and a flattering curve-hugging healthy.
Environment apart any assumptions about my “tantalizing, teeny little dimension,” I’d like to marinate further on the idea of sizzling my “promiscuity” in a frying pan. I don’t know… what that suggests, but winter season will undoubtedly give me all the several hours I need in addition much more to contemplate that assertion! It’s just good to know that even amidst all the many sorts of unrest the earth serves at any offered instant, Yandy will keep on generating perverted and nonsensical Halloween costumes for a long term in which we could possibly be in a position to have get-togethers with strangers. Which is the sort of optimism I like to see.